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Joke of the Day

"Took a screenshot with my iPhone with the intention of texting a picture of my cracked screen.So the answer is no I didn't graduate college."

"This is my favorite least offensive offensive joke Which football player gets the most wedgies? The tight ends."

"What is the hardest part of eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"

"Guy stole my identity this week and I'm like I HAVE A FAMILY YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM TOO"

"How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?. None she is the joke"

"Are you all right? No, you are all left!"

"In RL I'm a car salesman. Which means its my job to know how many bodies fit in the trunk of a car officer. This is all work related."

"How to 4-dimensional aliens get around? In Tralfamadoloreans."

"I asked a frenchman what his favorite game console was I don't think he understood me though, he just replied ""oui""."

"Tolkien once wrote a novel set in an office... It's titled, ""And My Fax""."