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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying."

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal? A microwave doesn't brown your meat. Courtesy of Chuck Palahnuik at his reading for 'Beautiful You' in Phoenix last night."

"I like my men like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer."

"What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other? Nothing - they've never met."

"*sees neighbor put his garbage in our trash can* ME: *goes to find hub* ""You know what makes me mad?"" HUB: *points to self*"

"How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread? He felt pain."

"My dad asked me if I wanted to join an acapella group in college I told him I was straight."

"What are the ""White Walkers"" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode? Chilling."

"I'm going to have an ear transplant later tonight. Thanks in advance for the well wishes!"

"What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy? A pizza can feed a family of four!"