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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying."
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"So it's game night at a social group. The social group contains an autisic person, an abuse victim, a socially anxious person, and a depressed person. What game do they choose? They chose ""Sorry!""."
"This morning I woke up to a tap on my front door. My plumber has a weird sense of humour."
"Full disclosure: all my tweets with less than 3 favs were made by my intern."
"Although ""Appreciate the little things"" is good life advice, It's not something to say in bed."
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because you were able to steal 12 of his hoodies."
"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"
"What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard? An R key."
"""You, the horse you rode in on AND the horses mother!"" ""What about the horses father?"" ""I already mentioned YOU once!"""
"How do you get out of a Russian prison? You have Vladmir Putin a word for you."