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Joke of the Day
"What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common? They pay their debts on time."
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"If you're ovulating and have sex standing up... Is it called a standing ovulation? Asking for a friend"
"What do you call a religious pediatrician? A pedotrician."
"...: who do you listen to more? Mummy or daddy? 5y: mummy ...: why? 5y: mummy talks more"
"i like when people call cheap liquor ""rot gut"", implying that more expensive liquors wont also ravage their guts with harsh chemical solvent"
"What do you call a big Irish spider? Paddy long legs"
"I was changing some fuses at Buzzfeed... ... Number 14 shocked me."
"What did the deaf, blind, retarded kid get for Christmas Cancer."
"I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls."
"How can you tell that a shrimp with a big dick was walking down the beach? Because he left a shrimp cock-trail."