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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? You call him a pilot you fucking racist."

"What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts? Trans-Fender."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a double entendre... So he gives it to her."

"My 11 y/o brother told me this What is pickle bread before its baked? Dill dough"

"No wonder 1% is so bad I got my raise, not even 1%, my bank don't even give close to 1%. But my taxes ---- **30%**."

"Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail? He couldn't finish his sentence."

"Him: I really like your car Me: Thanks! H: What is it? Me: Uh......black?"

"""why do they have such a nice house?"" -- my review of every movie"

"3YO: MOMMY HELP HELP! ME *throws cat off lap, drops phone, spills coffee on self, runs up stairs, kicks open door* 3YO: I want a snack."

"It's so cold out today in Wisconsin I just saw a snowman kill another snowman and crawl inside his body cavity"