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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts? Trans-Fender."
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"I heard politicians don't have toilets. They just shit into microphones."
"They say you've got to spend money to make money. Feel like there's some middle step I've been missing?"
"""Hola, Senor, do you want me to shift into second gear?"" Manuel transmission"
"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn"". hi Stupid fireman..."
"Have you heard of probability before? The student replied, ""probably"""
"I'm not racist I don't even separate my laundry"
"Ever ask yourself who, in a perfect world, would raise a child? The answer should be apparent."
"[Jesus' dating profile] I love wine that's made from water, taking long walks on the ocean and going to supper w my friends."
"What did the match box say to the match? You're fired!"