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Joke of the Day

"It's so cold out today in Wisconsin I just saw a snowman kill another snowman and crawl inside his body cavity"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Sent back if it's not hot enough."

"My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30am! Can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"Ray rice got caught punching his girlfriend in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels."

"Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!"

"What did the Jewish baby say to the Rabbi? Keep the tip."

"I got an STD from a hipster. My doctor said he's never heard of it."

"*gives you the finger*gives you the spleen*gives you the bones*gives you all the other parts* Now build me a girlfriend like you promised."

"Why can't bikes stand up on their own? They are two tired."