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Joke of the Day

"You've got penis [Cast: a man and a woman.] Woman/man: [bump into each other.] Woman: You've got penis in my vagina. Man: You've got vagina in my penis woman/man: [moan]"

"Why was the burrito embarrassed? It saw the salad dressing."

"Given how many times they've been screwed by hurricanes, it's time to change the name of the Virgin Islands."

"Anybody ever get paid to smuggle drugs in their butt? ... Cause it sounds like a dope ass job."

"Q: Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window? A: It was closed."

"Two Russian kgb operatives are also in a tank One turns to the other and says ""gurgle gurgle"" and they both drown..."

"Me: I couldn't eat another thing. Narrator: Oh, she ate another thing. And then some."

"Woman: Please send an ambulance, I'm having contradictions!! Operator: Ma'am, do you mean 'contractions'? Woman: Yes! No!"

"What do African-Americans and Jews have in common? An increased risk for pancreatic adenocarcinoma."

"Wanna hear a joke about overdosing on cocaine? I can't remember all of it, but the last line's a killer."