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Joke of the Day

"Woman: Please send an ambulance, I'm having contradictions!! Operator: Ma'am, do you mean 'contractions'? Woman: Yes! No!"

"An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. ""You don't want to try these techniques at home...."

"Do you have a favorite boat joke? No? Well you will schooner or later."

"Knock Knock? Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Forget it, its pointless"

"What's easier to pick up the heavier they get? Women"

"I beat my girlfriend at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that *I* choose the pizza toppings."

"Watson walks into room and sees Sherlock having sex. He inquires is she in high school. Sherlock replies.. Elementary! My dear Watson"

"Whats the difference between a Polish woman and a hockey goalkeeper?? A hockey goalie changes his pads after 3 periods"

"What'd the Mexican say when he was upset? I don't want to taco bout it."

"Sweet chan joke why was 6chan afraid of 7chan, because 7 8 9gag"