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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about overdosing on cocaine? I can't remember all of it, but the last line's a killer."

"The quickest way to avoid a conversation on Facebook is by clicking like."

"If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die"

"The time traveler made a poor taste gag about the atrocities of World War 3..... Everyone agreed, it was too soon."

"The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England."

"Waiter there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir and I'm sure there is an A C and all the other letters too !"

"How do you ask for a cigarette in spain? Tapas a snout!"

"A serial killer walks into a bar... ... And becomes the bartender."

"Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France."

"Why cant some one stay straight while playing hide n seek in IKEA?... ...cuz they'll have to come out of the closet at some point."