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Joke of the Day

"If we have an Idaho, why don't we have an Idapimp? Rimshot.mp3"

"She's a cosmetologist, bro. Astronaut stuff."

"Kind Donation Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, it would be a chicken sedan"

"I have kids now... Their parents must be angry."

"The best free drug is being super, super tired and then lying down."

"What's the difference between old people and babies (offensive) Old people don't die if you fuck them in the ass."

"I'm optimistic. My life is only half full of shit."

"How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!"

"i am 1/8 native american ! dont see it ? i oppressed it ."