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Joke of the Day
"I'm optimistic. My life is only half full of shit."
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"My New Year's resolution for 2017 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 12 more to go."
"roundabouts My girlfriend isn't very fond of the many roundabouts that our city is starting to build. I told her that she'd come around to them."
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"Roses are red... violets are red, tulips are red, daisies are red. Doppler shift!"
"Why don't poor people go to funerals? They can't afford to pay respects."
"So I heard you just saw a play at Ford Theater, how was it? It was Mind-Blowing"
"Have you ever heard of movie Constipation? No?? Because it still hasn't come out yet."