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Joke of the Day

"My poop likes rap music It's down with OP pee."

"I don't care if Ernie and Bert are gay or not, but how do they afford that apartment? Do they even have jobs."

"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? ...banned from the petting zoo..."

"What's a cherry's favorite sex position? on top"

"Why was the two-dimensional emo sad? Because nobody would ever know how deep he was."

"I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night. He must have been really into the boos! Happy October!"

"*anna quietly knocks on elsa's door after olaf falls asleep* do you wanna kill a snowman?"

"*hears a man crying in a bathroom stall at work* ""Excuse me, are you okay? Because you're kinda stealing my thing"""

"What did the butcher say the the angry customer? I'm sorry that we couldn't meat your needs. I came up with that myself about a year ago."

"I have a step ladder I never knew my real ladder...but I heard great things about him, like he supported 3 people at one time... last I heard he was In a 12 step program"