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Joke of the Day

"I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night. He must have been really into the boos! Happy October!"

"Difference's Between two Jesus's What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and actual Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."

"Two men walk into a bar.. The other man ducks."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Fuck if I know."

"I hate Christmas. I work throughout the year to afford gifts, and the fat fucker with the beard gets all the credit. Still I suppose it's my fault for marrying her."

"Why is Santa's Sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."

"Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant? Because he was Messi"

"A woman always worries about the things that men forget and men always worry about the things women remember."

"[Evan]: This new hair product is the best [Brad]: Yeah. Check out Jack still using mousse [Jack]: *with Bullwinkle on his head* Shut up guys"

"I was blessed with a rather large penis. That's when my local priest was arrested."