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Joke of the Day
"""I've changed my mind."" ""Thank God! Does it work better now?"""
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"If you take half from a half dollar what do you have? A dollar."
"I think Sarah Jessica Parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, ""Let us bray."""
"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Christopher Walken. ""Christopher Walken who?"" Christopher Walken and then walk out after his weird cameo."
"How do you use a condom twice? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
"How many Nazi skin heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? 10, 1 to do it and 9 to back him up. Source: https://redandblackbritain.wordpress.com/humour/"
"Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary? Because, it isn't mainstream."
"The victims of the Aurora movie theater shooting got really ripped off. They paid to watch the whole movie, but all they saw were a few clips."
"It's raining men because the aliens are returning the abductees in the most compelling way possible."
"People who say they don't have any problems are lying to you, but at least give them credit for not telling you about them."