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Joke of the Day
"How do you use a condom twice? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
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"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve..."
"Me=dad make me a sandwich dad prove you are a sandwich"
"If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world."
"Wife: I'm making breakfast for dinner tonight. What do you want? Me: Bacon. Wife: And? Me: *blank stare* Wife: AND? Me: A napkin?"
"If u want to sound smart just make up coding languages. Like ""yeah I know DeltaCube, 17v and Amorph,"" literally nobody will know theyre fake"
"Russian Chukcha Joke Chukcha approaches his friend whose sitting on an empty mile long bench. Move over, says Chukcha."
"Mom: Why is your room always so... Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die."
"I was kicked out of karate class today for describing everything the instructor did as ""senseitational"""
"How did the Pianist play without fingers? Not very well at all..."