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Joke of the Day

"I'm tired of talking to the monkey!! I wanna talk to the Organ Grinder!!"

"Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time? They're way too into Stalin"

"The frightened tourist: ""Are there any bats in this cave?"" The guide: ""There were but don't worry the snakes ate all of them."""

"The University of Alabama is the only place... where Ancestry.com and eHarmony are one and the same."

"They say masturbation makes you blind.... I don't see any problem with it."

"I think single ply toilet paper is very spiritual. I easily get in touch with my inner self."

"Remember how terrified Sarah Connor was when the Terminator came around the corner @ the hospital in T2? IMAGINE IF IT HAD BEEN STEVE HARVEY"

"I'm jealous of turtles because if they don't want to talk to someone, they're like ""Nah, dude, busy in my shell right now. Come back later."""

"Wanna burn fat quickly and without dieting? Here, take this gasoline and matches."

"Q: What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? A: He gobbles up."