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Joke of the Day
"What does bill Clinton say to Hilary after sex? Honey, I'll be home in twenty minutes"
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"Why legalize weed? Because it's 2015... http://i.imgur.com/PmlEqZ9.jpg"
"Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights? To help them find missing sea men."
"If you see a guy in an executioner's hood feeding a deer into a Coinstar today just let me do my thing."
"I forgot to buy baking paper Looks like my cooking will be foiled again..."
"My robotics company will make SexBots Gonna call ourselves *Gears of Whore*."
"So much gross product placement in THE SHINING. It's like, fine, I'll buy an axe."
"Don't you hate when you take a power nap and wake up 22 hours later and everybody at work is staring at you?"
"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have Cotton Balls"
"Come here you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs. It's all right Dad I know how !"