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Joke of the Day

"My OCD brings all the boys to the yard, where they're sanitized and counted before I wash my hands of them."

"Why are the whores in the docks never hungry? There are so much seamen there."

"So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up! It's a bit of a Nightmare before Christmas."

"We heard that the building was being attacked by a giant fly... ... So we called the SWAT team."

"Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck? Because it's a turd!"

"I do have a swimmers body, he's been in my trunk for days"

"How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"

"I like my women like I like my Scotch. Noice."

"What's the difference between awkward and awful? Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her"

"Where does bad light end up? in prism"