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Joke of the Day

"Why was 5 afraid of 7? [Because 6, 7 8.](http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)"

"Happy Valentines! A little early I know, but l suffer from premature congratulation"

"How do you know when you're at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit."

"People who still call radio stations to request songs are the same people who still update their MySpace profiles."

"Everyone lectures Americans about our politics.. We use our military to lecture the rest of the world's on theirs."

"What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet."

"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same."

"Why won't the US change over to the Metric system? Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters."

"The thing about ""Your Mom"" jokes is... You're living proof your mom puts out."

"I recently saved a ton of money on my car insurance. By fleeing the scene of the accident."