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Joke of the Day
"Just named my dog Naked. Now im going to walk naked down the street eveyday."
Next Joke
"So many people have the name of their university in their bio. ""Nice to meet you, this is who tricked me out of 50 thousand dollars"""
"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman? The Rolling Stones say ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud."" A Scotsman says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."""
"Funny One Liner! If you don't have friends, just tell a woman that you love her and she says that we're just friends."
"How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof? Tell him drinks are on the house."
"It doesn't matter how much you work, there will always be an asshole that works less but gets more."
"What's the difference between a cook and a homo? Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's."
"Interesting that on Opposite Day you cannot declare that it is so."
"I don't see countries or borders, I don't see color or race or anything that differentiates people. Seriously, I think I fucked up my eyes."
"Person says: ""It's hard to raise a family"" Necromancer says: ""Not if their graves are next to each other"""