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Joke of the Day

"Superman: I hate your Bat Cave! I can't get cell service Batman: Your carrier sucks Superman: Oh yeah, who do you use? Batman: Bat Mobile"

"What is the definition of ""trust?"" Two cannibals giving each other head."

"Why won't men perform oral on women the morning after sex? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy? He kept on and on about his mateys."

"Wanna hear a joke? ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""Why?"" ""To get to the house of the ugliest human on the planet. Wanna hear another joke? Knock-knock...."" ""Who's there?"" ""Buc-buc-bucaaaaaw!"""

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall... :)"

"What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce? One's a grand car and the other's a grand car"

"I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance."

"How did Hitler sneeze? ""A jew!"""

"Accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night My next shit could spell trouble"