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Joke of the Day

"""When I'm done shitting on your car I'm going to watch your wife undress through her window""-Birds"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello from the other side"

"What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common? They both lost their pop."

"What did the bullfighter shout just as a bull gored his guts out? Ole shit!"

"Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians? Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions."

"What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack? Morning wood."

"Samsung developed an infinite space hard drive. Only problem is they're still formatting it."

"I wonder how many lightbulbs it takes to change a baby."

"Hurricanes are loud, costly and sometimes fatal forces of nature That's why the WMO name them after their wives"

"Macaroni Grill closed four locations here. I suspect the tendency of macaroni to fall through the grill had a lot to do with it."