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Joke of the Day

"Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning"

"Why get thinner when you can get more dinner?"

"Waiter there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir it's your sausage ?"

"Why are fruit fetishists never alone? Because they cum in pears."

"The tragedy of Scooby-Doo is that whoever kept supplying criminals with such realistic prosthetic masks was never caught."

"Why don't american have a bullet train? They use the bullets to train the military."

"Sodium said to neon, ""I gave your mother my electron last night!"" Neon didn't react."

"Ask me if I'm a tree. ""Ok, are you a tree?"" No"

"What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym? ...Mussolini"

"The clock was bored of his tick-tock... ...so he changed to a better tack-tick."