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Joke of the Day

"Behind every successful man there's a woman they say, But behind a successful woman there's a stupid man."

"The cow says ""Moo."" The pig says ""Oink."" The dog says Ed..ward."

"What's Mark Zuckerberg's favorite sex move? The facial. He wrote the book on it."

"A flamingo in the streets and a lion in the sheets and a kangaroo at Target and I think Carl forgot to lock up the zoo last night."

"what idiot named them diet pills instead of girth control"

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary"

"A bear walks into a bar... And he goes up the barman, rests his elbows on the bar, and says ""I'll have a pint... ... of beer please."" And the barman says, ""Why the big pause?"""

"[Mon] Boss: Let's talk about your clothes Adam: But it's my best leaf B: You need officewear A: Understood [Tues] B: Is that a sticky note?"

"I don't understand the point of lap-dancing clubs. If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd stay at home with the wife."

"Did you hear about Bruce Jenner? Hes the first athlete to go from the Wheaties box to the Froot Loops box"