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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary"
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"If everything is going your way You're in the wrong lane"
"I'm not racist, racism is a crime. And only black people commit crimes."
"Spell check changed ""important"" to ""impotent"" so basically I have a meeting in the morning that can't get it up."
"When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance."
"A Girl once asked me how I view Lesbian relationships... I told her ""In HD"". Apparently that was not the right answer"
"Leia: You owe child support. Han: What? I'm in hyperspace. Leia: You're standing right here Han: *makes hyperdrive noises with his mouth*"
"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis"
"What do you call someone infected with herpes... Who refuses to date someone else infected with herpes... A Herpocrit! A very awesome friend said he came up with this just randomly, do I believe him?"
"I have a bomb. EDIT: This blew up."