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Joke of the Day
"My friend is an anorexic atheist. He thin."
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"Me: Go ahead. Waiter: Huh? Me: You're staring at my hair. Go ahead & touch it. Waiter: There's a leaf in it."
"I Like my women like i like my elevators.... If I push their buttons, they'll go down."
"If you're in love with 2 people, pick the second one, If you really loved the 1st, you wouldn't have fallen for the 2nd."
"Irish I was a lil bit smaller. Irish I was a leprechaun baller. Irish I had a shamrock & a hat, & endless gold coins in a big black cauldron"
"Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped? An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door."
"NAZI: I'm a Nazi MEDIA: How controversial NAZI: I said I was a Nazi MEDIA: Your clothes are beautifully tailored"
"Most animals don't like gore. But leeches are suckers for blood."
"Fuck. We're gonna be known as the generation that loved autocorrect fails"
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? He still hasn't unwrapped his present."