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Joke of the Day

"That uneasy moment when your one night stand thinks otherwise and is anticipating you to change your relationship status."

"My superpower is turning ""never again"" to ""ok, one more time"""

"All through their lives, guys are called either ""young man"" or ""old man."" I guess they cut out the middle man."

"This year's election is a joke. I for one, find it Hillary-ous."

"I'm at my most Disney Princess when I fight with my stepfamily before drunkenly losing my shoe at a party."

"If there's something weird in lands beyond the Wall and it don't look good Who you gonna call? Nine Wun Wun"

"What do you call a room with no walls? A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place."

"What did the SJW do for Halloween? Went trigger-treating."

"What does a tornado and a woman have in common? It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone"

"What do you call a horny group of lawyers? Firm"