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Joke of the Day
"When does a motel become a hotel? When your mom stays in it."
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"""BE CAREFUL! I HAVE OSTEOPOROSIS!"" She snapped."
"What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes."
"Are we dangerous? ""Yes"" replied mother earth."
"Trying to make a password Me: beefstew Computer: sorry, password not stroganoff"
"I like walking up to any bald guy wearing sunglasses and saying ""Excuse me but I'm supposed to meet a guy named Pitbull here, are you him?"""
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Strap a steak to the ceiling"
"Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other."
"Pro Tip: Ask the guy sitting next to you if he's gonna freak out about you watching fetish porn before you waste $8 on in-flight wifi."
"Whats a frogs favourite website?? REDDIT"