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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit"
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"[out to eat with in-laws] Me: Waiter, your cheapest bottle of champagne Wife: Hey these are my parents Me: Waiter, 4 glasses of tap water"
"Men live better than women. First of all, they get married later and secondly, they die earlier."
"*painting your nails* one hand : perfect. other hand : looks like a blind cat did it."
"I used to sanitize my son's bottles and Lysol his toys. Then I caught him chewing on the dog's tail."
"What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!"
"How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb? [removed]"
"If i could have dinner with anyone alive or dead i would probably just cancel on them at the last minute"
"Did you know that if you take all the people in the world and split them in half you'd be a mass murderer"
"I wish my car could put its hands in its pockets and whistle when I drive by a cop."