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Joke of the Day

"So anyway, one of my favorite pastimes is not drowning."

"Why was the redditor banned? Voat manipulation."

"Don't be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem."

"My girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her. Well, she's not my ""girlfriend."""

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb.? Two. One to screw it in and the other to take credit for it."

"Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for."

"Where did you leave your legless dog? Where you left him. And how do you call him? Doesn't matter, he won't come."

"A gang of nefarious thieves walk into a bar. ""Ouch,"" they said."

"BREAKING - The Russian Navy has released a statement after accidentally sinking one of it's own submarines Oops, wrong sub."

"I accidentally dropped my phone from a 20-story building. It's a good thing I had it on Flight Mode."