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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip."
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"Beeoligist Is that a bee or a wasp? I don't know I'm not a Beeoligist."
"Just realized that my spirit animal is Winnie the Pooh. Two words: No pants."
"that's disgusting (unless you're up for it?)"
"My mother told me that I took everything for granite. Apparently our house was made of sandstone."
"What's Dee Barnes favourite headphones? Beats by Dre"
"Why is the retirement center nicknamed ""the garden""? Because it is full of vegetables."
"[body shape - help request] M, 18, struggling to get rid of a body fit for a 46 year old... Seriously guys, do I cut it up or just bury it whole?"
"Cut the shit, people who think I'm going to share my arm rest at the movie theater."
"What does seven days without exercise make? One weak!"