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Joke of the Day

"If my work did a 'fireman' style calendar, I'd probably get stuck with Mr... Photographer"

"What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri? A shot in the dark."

"How does a French person sneeze? Adieu!"

"If Facebook was school I swear we would all have perfect attendance."

"What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip."

"[NSFW] Gay dad John: Bill, I just found out that my dad is gay. Bill: Oh? How'd you find out? John: His dick tasted like shit."

"My wife left a note on the fridge that said ""This isn't working I'm going to my mom's"" I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about."

"With his comedy career basically ruined, Bill Cosby can finally pursue another dream of his... ...coaching at Penn State"

"I accidentally locked my keys in the car across the street from an abortion clinic... .... I yelled, ""Hey! Anybody got a hanger?"" The protesters chased me for three blocks."

"Never judge a man 'till you've driven a mile with his wife."