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Joke of the Day

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... ...to watch the Welsh play in the quarter-final"

"Hints are like bombs As long as they're really not subtle, You only need to drop one. But you drop a second one just to be really sure they got the message."

"How did Osama Bin Laden feed his kids (OC) Here comes the aeroplane..."

"Having sex with a condom is no fun... I'm going to try having sex with a human being instead."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None! ... They just beat the room for being black."

"Chuck Norris was bitten by a snake After several day of agonising pain, the snake finally died."

"Scientists say you're more likely to die of what your grandparents died of rather than your parents If anyone sees any German snipers let me know"

"Imagine how confusing it would be if Ms. Pac-Man didn't like hair bows."

"What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!"

"What tense do Italians speak in? Pasta continuous."