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Joke of the Day

"My friend recently broke up with his girlfriend... I said ""There's plenty of fish in the sea."" and he replied ""Yeah, but it's not just the smell I miss."""

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"Why did the dolphin go to church? He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)"
"Folks ask me why I still miss my wife after forty years. Well, I'm human and that bitch is still pretty quick on her feet."
"What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed? Hairy Potter."
"astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day"
"What I said: I forgot my book. What the teacher heard: I hate school, I hate you & I don't want to make something out of my life."
"...how is life in North Korea? I can't complain."
"Did you know that according to FDA regulations a goblin can be labeled as a hobgoblin even if it contains only 3% hob"
"My wife was shocked when she found out I switched her vibrator with a taser."
"I removed my windshield wipers and now I don't get parking tickets. Suck it."