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Joke of the Day
"How can you waste food when there are starving children in...ew onions."
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"How to trap a Bear. 1.) Dig a Hole. 2.) Put Peas around the Hole. 3.) Put ashes inside the Hole. 4.) When the Bear comes to take a Pea Kick him in the ash hole."
"What is Bielefeld's Zip Code? 404"
"Brings sexy back. Gets charged $5,275.00 in late fees."
"Whats the diffrence between a cow and 9/11 You cant milk a cow for 12 years. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^sorry"
"If one is an expert at tying knots, one does knot simply."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together."
"I got the book ""Front Page of the Internet for Dummies"" from a friend... But I need to take it back, because I already reddit."
"What's the difference between a video game and a baby? I don't start masturbating when I've beaten a video game"
"Always a housemaid, never a house."