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Joke of the Day
"I was so ugly when I was born, The doctor smacked my mother!"
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"What do salads and Mexicans have in common ? They both benefit America!"
"Shit.......I could get 100% on the test I got 27%. it was so close.."
"I should really stop getting stoned before I shower. I think I just washed my hair 16 times."
"What happens when you put a condom inside another condom? Conception"
"Trump is the 45th President of the United States. Aren't you proud fellow Americans."
"What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear."
"Have you noticed that jokes starting with have you noticed' are usually shit!"
"Instead of an accountant, hire a philosopher to do your taxes. It's the thought that counts."
"A baby was born laughing really hard with it's fists closed! The confused Doctor unfolded it's tiny fingers, & found a birth control pill."