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Joke of the Day
"Shit.......I could get 100% on the test I got 27%. it was so close.."
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"My 6 year old Niece's Joke What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant? Hey dude, you're outta sight!"
"How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies? Where there's a Will, there's a way."
"My friend's Italian mom recently broke her collarbone skiing, and has very limited movement in her left arm. She says the main problem is the speech impediment."
"Breaking News: It turns out OJ Simpsons son actually killed Nicole Brown Simpson. OJ's son asked him if he could have an advance on his allowance. OJ told him ""Go axe yer mother"""
"I'd love to get in touch with Emilio Esteves. Does anyone have his emailio addressteves?"
"What stretches more skin or rubber? Skin, because in the bible it says that Moser tied his ass to a tree and walked 20 miles."
"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"IF SEAL IS BROKEN, PLEASE NOTIFY ZOOKEEPER IMMEDIATELY"
"What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut? ""I Apollo-gize"""