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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you put a condom inside another condom? Conception"
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"Music is best when it's louder than I can think."
"Tried having an argument with a Mobius Strip... ...It was pretty one-sided"
"What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series? ...They Leave a Trail of Tears"
"My food pyramid is a cup of coffee sitting on a pack of cigarettes."
"In Europe, her milkshake brings all the boys to the meter."
"I hate myself for laughing, but a joke my grandpa told me.. What do you call 5 black people having sex? A Three some."
"A wise old man once told me... ...to bend over."
"What's the difference between a personal trainer and a bully? None, they still take your money after beating you up. Edit: sorry for the typo."
"2yo's favorite cartoon is teaching him about centrifugal force. When I was little, my favorite cartoon taught me never to order from Acme."