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Joke of the Day
"Whenever I cut a zucchini I like to pretend that I'm the Hulk's rabbi."
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"Reasons to jump: 1. Trampoline 2. Skydiving 3. Bungee jumping 4. Kris Kross made you"
"Fuck these annoying yellow bastards.. No I'm not talking about the Chinese, I'm talking about the minions."
"What is a shitzu? A zoo with no animals."
"I don't know what's more embarrassing, accidentally sending nudes to your boss or getting a pay decrease as a result of your nudes."
"Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true."
"How do you prevent a canoe from tipping? Paint it black."
"On Monday nights, I give my plants the pleasure of a striptease show by watering them with ice cubes."
"Today i started stalking guys. Not for any gay reason but it's so much easier to do. Women always complain, guys don't suspect a thing."
"Me: Your hair smells so good. Which shampoo is that? My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!"