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Joke of the Day

"Tried to catch fog the other day... Mist"

"Never trust an atom... They make up everything!"

"What do you call a gay anemic? homo-goblin"

"I may not be smart and I may not be skinny and I may not be tan and I may not be cheerful and I may not be tall and I may not be sober and I"

"Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? Because he got nailed into the boards (It's a joke not to insult anyone)"

"My favorite porn website changed their header to include a breast cancer awareness ribbon, so you could say I'm somewhat of an activist."

"Woman's Logic: Bikini No problem. Bra and underwear: OMG DON'T LOOK!!!"

"I was gonna submit a gay joke, BUTT fuck it..."

"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."

"My dad's sign was cancer. Its so ironic how he died. He was attacked by a giant crab."