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Joke of the Day
"Woman's Logic: Bikini No problem. Bra and underwear: OMG DON'T LOOK!!!"
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"ME: do dogs think we have three mouths because we pick stuff up with our hands? VET: where exactly is your dog ME: he's uh coming later"
"How do you know if you are a necrophiliac? You get mourning wood"
"What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus? ""There's a sale on at the fern store!"""
"My buddy said that he was planning on making homemade bread. I told him to let me know if he kneeds anything."
"What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office."
"It would suck to be named Will in the army. ""Fire at Will"""
"Cop: i told you this land is off limits Me: oh i thought you said it was all flimits Cop: wtf are flimits Me: idk let's go look Cop: ok"
"Punishment Not talking to your husband to punish him is like trying to kill a fish by drowning!"
"I only use shampoo that smells like raspberries so people don't think it's weird when I have jam in my hair."