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Joke of the Day
"How does a Jewish man know his wife died? Well, the sex is the same but the dishes are piling up."
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"Yo mommas so fat. She stood on the scales and the number displayed was above average."
"Did you hear the one about Hellen Keller? Well neither did she."
"When asking a girl out it's important to show you respect her. Try writing your number on a Tubman Twenty so she knows your a feminist."
"Started a pillow fight with my boyfriend, but I forgot that's where I hide my Oreos."
"I walked in a Library... I walked in a library and asked the librarian for a book about small penises. The librarian said, ""I'm not sure if it's in yet"". I replied ""Yeah, that's the one"""
"What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common? The cold never bothered them anyway......"
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave till it's Bill Withers."
"How do you turn an airliner into a boat? #**Allahu Ackbar!**"
"If you are what you eat I'm a small family of ladybugs :)"