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Joke of the Day
"How does a Jewish man know his wife died? Well, the sex is the same but the dishes are piling up."
Next Joke
"Cats are just dogs who've been to drama school."
"I used to be schizophrenic but I'm OK now. No I'm not."
"Why is Anthony Weiner considered a hipster? He had has dick out for Harambe before it was cool."
"What's the most privileged fish? A Great White shark."
"It's only a little rad. It's a radish."
"How do you know a Muslim is lying? their lips are moving"
"What does a baby look like in a microwave? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate."
"Donald Trump says he'll be more presidential from now on No Juan believes that!"
"My thanks to Mexican Coke for sponsoring this week's weirdly tight pants. ""Mexican Coke: Porque tu pantalones deben ser dolorosos."""