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Joke of the Day

"In god we trust Everyone else must pay cash"

"So I had a threesome last night... There were a couple of no-shows but I still had fun"

"A few redditors wake up in hell. A few less reposts."

"JESUS: Happy Father's Day, Joe. [hands over present] JOSEPH: Wow, thanks Jesus. I wonder what it- [present is empty] [Jesus and God hi-5]"

"Why did the AC wave try to hang himself? He was sinusoidal."

"If I ever had a one night stand and the guy texted me the next day and said ""nice to meat you""... I'd marry him."

"Is there a morning after pill to erase all the texts from the night before?"

"Did you hear about the guy who's been pickpocketing midget charity workers? How could someone stoop so low?"

"What is a gay couples favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"

"Soda What do you call a soda that was beat up in a fight? CREAMED SODA"