161683

Joke of the Day

"Three words are having an argument... Had, Made, and Did were having a very heated argument. They became more and more agitated as the argument went on. It was beyond tense... It was past tense."

Next Joke
 
"Common sense: Walk away. Me: No."
"I got arrested for saying ""Hi!"" to my friend Jack The Air Marshall doesn't screw around"
"God said to Peter ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But Peter came fifth and had to eat the biscuit."
"What do you get when you cross a nymphomaniac with a kleptomaniac? A fucking thief!"
"What did the suicide bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"
"Why is my Tetris highscore like my wife? I beat both of them for fun."
"What's the only thing that doesn't make Hilary suck? Bill"
"Hey, Jose! How many of our friends do you see? Just Juan."
"I try to look on the bright side of everything, except for the sun, because it burns my retinas"