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Joke of the Day
"If April showers bring May flowers... then May flowers bring Pilgrims."
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"How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde? When you can pull the pin and throw it back"
"Have you heard about the new male birth control pill? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp."
"Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, ""what's your costume going to be?"" ""I'll be Bach"""
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeleine McCann"