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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde? When you can pull the pin and throw it back"
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"[is being given CPR by my ex girlfriend] ""do you know how many heart attacks I had to fake before they sent you."""
"There once was a Little Girl named Sue... She likes a lot of celebrities. But, every person she idolises commits suicide. Because they're Sue's idols! Hahaha?"
"What did Courtney Love say to Kurt Kobain after finding out he cheated on her? *""I'll give you one more shot""*"
"If two lawyers were drowning and you could only save one of them would you read the paper or go to lunch?"
"What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking? A leave of Absinthe."
"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car But they're having trouble installing windows"
"'Twas the day before Lent, and when it was done, not a creature was sober, not even a nun."
"If a proctologist works part time at KFC.... Is it still finger licking good?"
"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"