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Joke of the Day

"Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, ""what's your costume going to be?"" ""I'll be Bach"""

"If Arnold Schwarzenegger was a composer which would he be? He'd be Bach"

"Here's a question. If you and your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife switched phones and Facebook profiles for 24 hrs would you still have a relationship!!!!"

"What do you call a Chinese prostitute with no legs? Dragon Lips."

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision, guys."

"For the longest time I hated tumors.... but they are beginning to grow on me."

"That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high."

"A duck walked into a bar... And was quickly escorted out as no animals were allowed in the bar."

"when is it OK to spit a mexican woman in the face? when her stache is on fire!"

"French rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped twice."