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Joke of the Day

"The weather and a pussy are similar in one regards When it starts to get wet, it is time get inside."

"Since twitter, I don't go from home to car to work to car to home I go from charger to charger to charger to charger to charger"

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."

"What did Euler find in his toilet? A natural log"

"I got stuck in a shop the other day... ... because when I went to walk outside there was a sign saying the street was closed."

"What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent? Answer: The Pope!"

"Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear? I don't know. It was an inside joke."

"Asked my daughter to get me a glass of water & she brought me a glass of wine....she's either Jesus or I gotta remember the lies I tell her"

"Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"Airport security asked me if I've seen anything unusual ...I just paid $18 for a coke & a ham sandwich...Let's start with that."