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Joke of the Day

"Frog COD What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty? They respawn."

"I'm not against half naked men. At least not as often as I'd like to be."

"Impatient means she's restlessly eager, inpatient means she lives in a mental hospital... Learned that one the hard way."

"Did you hear the new broom joke? It's sweeping the nation!"

"Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog? ***""IT DOESN'T MATTER""!***"

"When I see lover's names carved in a tree... I don't think it's sweet. I'm just surprised of how many people bring knives on a date."

"Why is a woman lie a hurricane? When she comes she's wet and wild, but when she leaves she takes the house, the car and the kids..."

"What do you say when you step on a snake? Well that bites."

"Uma Thurman's eyes are so wide apart...... she can accurately measure the distance to the moon using parallax."

"Monday is one of my favourite days of the week--my 7th favourite."