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Joke of the Day

"Uma Thurman's eyes are so wide apart...... she can accurately measure the distance to the moon using parallax."

"Members of my family suffer from a medical condition called ""death,"" but it only strikes late in life."

"What did the baby corn say? what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn."

"Do transformers buy car or life insurance?"

"NHK reported on the massive American erection yesterday... and apparently there will be a bigger one in two years."

"What's Rihanna's favorite love song? ""I can't feel my face when i'm with you"""

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, then why can't he fix my marriage"

"How are socks like Boy Scouts? They always come pre-paired."

"JOKE: How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb? She gives birth to a son."

"Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters"